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These rules are established
for the comfort and enjoyment of all our members. We ask
that if you know of someone breaking any of them, please let them know
in a gentle
but firm manner. They may not be aware of the rule, and a little courtesy
goes a long
way. If they become rude or otherwise indicate that they cannot or will
please inform David or Patti or any of their assistants. We will resolve
Everyone is here to have a good time and the rules apply to everyone
The first four items are
common in the lifestyle, but they are included here because
they are so important:
This is probably the foundation
of our lifestyle. Very basically, the right to say "yes" is
accompanied by the right to say "no". Further explanation
is neither necessary nor
required. Don't be afraid to be firm. Be polite, but be firm. Unfortunately,
if you are
not clear in your statement you may be giving another person or couple
impression. Face it, many guys don't understand or take "hints"
too well. Although
you know what you mean there are some people who only understand "NO!!!
This rule is very simple.
"What you see and hear at the club stays at the club." We
don't talk out of school.
Obviously, we cannot allow
either the use or possession of any controlled substances
on premises. We will not debate this issue at all! What you do on your
property is your
business, but you don't do it here! Likewise, if you are stoned, ripped
or high - please
don't come by. Additionally, although we allow members to bring their
we do not want or need anyone using alcohol to excess. If you need to
alter your mind
that badly in order to party then you are in the wrong lifestyle.
SMOKING ALLOWED IN DESIGNATED AREAS ONLY
We have had to make this
a club rule ever since the evening we found that someone
had dropped a cigarette down into one of the couches. We all want to
have a "hot time",
but let's face it, that's not the kind of heat we want! Of course there
is no smoking in any
of the party rooms. Oh, one last item. Gentlemen, please stop throwing
cigarettes in the
urinals. It makes them soggy and hard to light.
NO FOOD OR DRINK IN THE PARTY ROOMS OR THE BACK HALLWAY
Think about it. The lighting
is low. We really don't want spilled drinks or broken glass
in the rooms or back hallway.
MONOPOLIZE THE PARTY ROOMS
We need to keep the party
rooms available for partying. If you are using them to
socialize or sleep then you are denying their use by other members.
The facilities are
here for everyone's use, but they are not unlimited. Let's be polite.
If you need to get
some sleep, we have couches, blankets and pillows available in the Great
do not hold rooms until after 3:00 am.
CARE OF THE FURNITURE
Please use the end tables
and coasters for your drinks. No one wants to sit in the wet
spot! Additionally, we need to ask that if you are not dressed, please
place a towel
between your tush and our cushion. Use the furniture gently no
standing or jumping
on the furniture and tables please. Be kind enough to clean up after
keeps things nice for everyones comfort. Thanks.
(OR E-MAIL) AND LET US KNOW YOU ARE COMING
No, reservations are not
required (except for special events), but by calling a few hours
before your arrival, we have a much better idea of how many members
to prepare for.
We can't be good hosts if you don't help.
As long as we have space
available, we are only too happy to have you stay and party
all night. Please remember that if you choose to stay over you are expected